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Funny Love Quotes

 

Sex without love is an empty experience,
but as empty experiences go,
it's one of the best.

I married the first man I ever kissed.
When I tell this to my children,
they just about throw up.
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FRIEND:
A member of the opposite sex
in your acquaintance who has some flaw
which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

Love is like pi -
natural, irrational, and very important.

Love is grand;
divorce is a hundred grand.

What's LOVE?
In math: A problem.
In history: A war.
In chemistry: A reaction.
In art: A heart.
...In me: You.

Love is temporary
insanity curable by marriage.

Love is blind.
That is why he always proceeds
by the sense of touch.

My most brilliant achievement
was my ability to be able to persuade
my wife to marry me.

To be in love is merely to be
in a state of perceptual anesthesia.

You have to kiss a lot of toads
before you find a handsome prince.

Honeymoon:
A short period of doting
between dating and debating.
(Read more Short Love Quotes)

Every man
needs two women,
a quiet home-maker,
and a thrilling nymph.

Guys are like lava lamps
they are fun to look at
just not so bright!

How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of
chemistry and physics so important
a biological phenomenon as first love?

Virginity is like a bubble,
one prick and its all gone

If God is the DJ,
then Life is the dance floor;
Love is the rhythm,
and You are the music.
(Read more Love Life Quotes)

Love is the slowest form of suicide.

If Love is basketball
then I'm Michael Jordan!

If this is what love feels
like then give me a painkiller.

No woman should marry until
she has studied anatomy
and dissected at least one man

Guys are accessories,
until one proves he's an necessity.

Excuse me ... do you have a band-aid?
I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

Rose are red; violets are blue;
when I think of you,
my writing comes out corny.

 

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